Submitted by Dirtyboy30 on Sun, 22/06/2014 - 20:01
Having listed over her photos for some time, I decided to visit Amalia in Harrow on Thursday. She looks like such a little cutie in her photos, I couldn't resist. Unfortunately, the whole experience was a predictable disappointment.
A few years ago I met a South London escort named variously Betty or Susannah (she seems to have disappeared now). She had phemonenally large breasts and did the most amazing titwank and always followed it with an awesome blowjob.
A Malaysian man who ordered a $180 penis enlarger online was sent a magnifying glass. It came with an instruction that would at least prevent the man from causing injury to himself: “Do Not Use in Sunlight”.